f.y.r.i.s

My ex just texted me saying he missed me. I replied with F. Y. R. I. S. and a photo of my cat eating his old shirt.

She tried to flirt with me at the store. I said F. Y. R. I. S. and walked away like I owned the place.

He asked why I didn’t text him back. I said F. Y. R. I. S. and hung up.

She cried in the lobby of the mall. I texted her F. Y. R. I. S. and a meme about sad cats.

He tried to ask me out again. I said F. Y. R. I. S. and left him standing there.

My friend asked why I didn’t go to the party. I said F. Y. R. I. S. and my cat was my date.

He showed up at my house with flowers. I said F. Y. R. I. S. and threw them at him.

She sent me a love letter. I replied with F. Y. R. I. S. and a photo of my dog eating her old shirt.

He called me at work. I said F. Y. R. I. S. and hung up on him.