F.Y.M.G.

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A way of saying you just ate something so bad it feels like your mouth got cursed by a witch.
Bro I just ate that pizza and I F. Y. M. G. it was like eating dirt and regret.
My mom made me eat a whole plate of green beans and I F. Y. M. G. I want to die.
That burger was so greasy I F. Y. M. G. I think my tongue is now a greasy sock.
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When you eat something so bad it feels like your mouth got beaten by a gang of raccoons.
I F. Y. M. G. after that breakfast burrito it was like a war broke out in my mouth.
My friend tried the mystery meat and F. Y. M. G. he now speaks in tongues of meat.
I F. Y. M. G. after that taco it was like my mouth was on fire and crying.
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A loud shout of hate towards your mouth for letting you eat something that should be banned from Earth.
I F. Y. M. G. after that cereal it was like my mouth was screaming for mercy.
I F. Y. M. G. after that soup it felt like my mouth got dunked in sludge.
I F. Y. M. G. after that muffin it was like my mouth was in a prison of crumbs.
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A magical spell you cast on your mouth when you eat something so bad it deserves a lifetime of shame.
I F. Y. M. G. after that cake it was like my mouth got exiled to the dungeon of dessert.
I F. Y. M. G. after that sandwich it felt like my mouth was being punished by a sandwich god.
I F. Y. M. G. after that donut it was like my mouth was trapped in a donut dimension.
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A loud explosion of hatred from your mouth when you eat something so bad it makes your brain question its life choices.
I F. Y. M. G. after that pizza it was like my brain just got a pop quiz it didn’t study for.
I F. Y. M. G. after that soup it felt like my brain was on a field trip to the toilet.
I F. Y. M. G. after that cereal it was like my brain got a ticket to the apocalypse.
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