f(x) = e^x

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The only function that’s so lazy it doesn’t even change when you integrate it or take its derivative. It’s like it’s got a job and a life and still doesn’t care.
My calculus teacher said f(x) = e^x is the only function that’s rich enough to not even need to work.
I asked my friend if e^x was real and he said, 'No, that’s just the math version of a celebrity.'
My mom told me I was like e^x because I don’t even need to try to be good at school.
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This function is so cool it doesn’t even get tired when you integrate it or differentiate it. It’s like it’s got a never-ending supply of energy and a PhD.
My brother said e^x is the only function that doesn’t even need a coffee to stay awake.
I asked my teacher why e^x is so cool and she said, 'Because it’s got a PhD and a PhD is just a degree for being cool.'
My dog barks at e^x because it’s too cool for him.
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This function is so dumb it doesn’t even change when you integrate it or differentiate it. It’s like it’s got a life and a job and still doesn’t care about math.
My teacher called e^x the dumbest function because it doesn’t even need to try.
My friend said e^x is like the math version of my uncle who doesn’t even bother to work.
I told my mom I was like e^x because I don’t even need to try to be smart.
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