f'(x)

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The first derivative of a function. It's like the math version of a side-eye. You don't just look at it, you analyze it like it owes you money.
Hey, did you see that derivative? It was so fast, I thought it was going to leave calculus behind.
My teacher said I did the derivative wrong. I said, 'Sir, I did it right. You just don't like my style.'
That derivative was so good, it got a standing ovation from the entire classroom.
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f(x) is a girl group from South Korea that got famous, then got messy. Sulli left because she got tired of being a groupie and wanted to be a real actor.
My mom said f(x) is better than any K-pop group. I said, 'Mom, they’re okay, but they’re not perfect.'
Why did Sulli leave f(x)? Because she had enough of being a background dancer and wanted to be in the front row.
f(x) is like a drama that never ends. There's drama, there's dancing, and there's drama again.
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f(x) is a girl group from South Korea. They’re all pretty, but Sulli left because she got tired of being in the background and wanted to be the star.
My little sister says f(x) is the best group ever. I said, 'They’re good, but they’re not perfect.'
I told my friend f(x) is like a group of girls who are all pretty but sometimes argue about who gets the spotlight.
f(x) is like a group that’s got it all, but Sulli left because she wanted to be in the lead.
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When a function always spits out 11, no matter what you throw at it. It's like the math version of a stubborn kid who only wants 11.
My math teacher said this function is the worst. I said, 'It's not the worst. It just wants 11.'
That function is so annoying, it only gives you 11, no matter what.
The function is like a kid who only likes 11 and won't take no for an answer.
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The coolest person alive. They’re like the human version of a superhero. No one can beat them, and they don’t even try.
My best friend said f(x) is the coolest person alive. I said, 'Yeah, they’re pretty cool.'
f(x) is like the person who walks into a room and everyone else just sighs and says, 'Oh no.'
That person is so cool, they could probably beat a superhero in a fight.
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F-Zero X is a racing game that's so fast, it feels like you're flying. It’s like the N64 version of a speed demon.
I played F-Zero X and my mom said I was going to break the N64. I said, 'I didn’t break it. I just made it go faster.'
F-Zero X is like the N64's favorite game. It’s fast, it’s cool, and it’s never going to slow down.
That game is so fast, it made my brother cry. He said, 'I can't keep up with that speed!'
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The hardest N64 game ever. It's like a video game version of a nightmare. You play it, and you don't want to go back to sleep.
I played F-Zero X and I said, 'This game is harder than my math homework.'
F-Zero X is like a game that makes you question your life choices.
That game is so hard, my brother said it was harder than getting a tattoo.
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