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A person who says 'fuck' so much it feels like they're breathing it in and out.
'Fuck this meeting, I'm going to lunch.'
I woke up and said 'fuck' before I even brushed my teeth.
He said 'fuck' during every sentence of his speech.
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Someone who uses the word 'fuck' like it's their full-time job.
'I fuckin' love my fuckin' job.'
She texted me 'fuck you' instead of 'good morning.'
He said 'fuck' three times before I even asked him what was wrong.
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A person who turns every problem into a 'fuck' situation.
'My coffee was cold, so I said fuck.'
He got stuck in traffic and yelled 'fuck' at the whole highway.
She spilled her cereal and just said 'fuck' and walked away.
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Someone who uses the word 'fuck' so much it's like they're talking to a pet.
'Fuck you, I'm going to bed.'
He told his mom 'fuck you' before he left for work.
She said 'fuck' when she dropped her phone in the toilet.
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A person who says 'fuck' so much it becomes a second language.
'I woke up and said fuck, then said fuck again.'
He said 'fuck' while he was eating, drinking, and talking.
She said 'fuck' to her boss, her dog, and her plants.
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Someone who uses 'fuck' more than they use their real name.
'My name is John, but I say fuck more than I say John.'
She signed her name as 'fuck' on the birthday card.
He told his teacher 'fuck' instead of his name during roll call.
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