F.U.P.A.H

My gym buddy called me F. U. P. A. H because I didn't lift enough

My mom said I was a F. U. P. A. H for eating pizza all day

My crush told me I was a F. U. P. A. H and I cried

At the bus stop, this guy yelled F. U. P. A. H at me and threw a banana peel

My dad called me F. U. P. A. H after I spilled soda on his shoes

My neighbor said I was a F. U. P. A. H because I played video games too much

My friend called me F. U. P. A. H because my hair was shiny

My teacher said I was a F. U. P. A. H for getting an A

My pet dog barked F. U. P. A. H at me when I left the house

My brother called me F. U. P. A. H because I was eating ice cream

My uncle said I was a F. U. P. A. H for wearing too many hats

My friend's dog called me F. U. P. A. H when I laughed too loud

My classmate called me F. U. P. A. H because I wore glitter

My cousin said I was a F. U. P. A. H for wearing pajamas to school

My neighbor's cat hissed F. U. P. A. H at me when I walked by