Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The giant bush on your crotch that looks like it was hit by a truck

My FUPaH looks like a raccoon stole my hair.

I woke up and my FUPaH was yelling at me.

My FUPaH is so big it has its own zip code.

2

The hair on your upper crotch that’s so thick you could hide a ferret in it

My FUPaH is like a jungle and I’m the lost explorer.

I tried to comb my FUPaH and it fought back.

My FUPaH is so wild it has its own Facebook page.

3

The flabby, furry mess that sits on your crotch like it owns the place

My FUPaH is so flabby it could be a pillow.

I tried to give my FUPaH a haircut and it cried.

My FUPaH is so furry it looks like a squirrel exploded on me.

4

The chunk of hair that’s so big it could be a fashion statement

My FUPaH is so big it’s got its own Instagram.

I wear my FUPaH like a crown.

My FUPaH is so stylish it’s got a blazer.

5

The hair on your crotch that’s so bad it could make a hairdresser quit

My FUPaH is so bad it got a restraining order.

I tried to style my FUPaH and it looked like a crime scene.

My FUPaH is so bad it’s got a PhD in chaos.