F.U.F.B.

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A smelly college guy who thinks he’s king because he paid for a fake degree and thinks he can get away with anything.
My roommate is a F. U. F. B. He tried to cheat on my sister and got caught.
That F. U. F. B. spilled beer on my laptop and laughed like a maniac.
He called me a F. U. F. B. because I failed his stupid test.
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A guy who thinks he’s cool because he drinks too much and thinks girls owe him sex.
That F. U. F. B. tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out.
He called me a F. U. F. B. because I didn’t give him my lunch money.
He’s a F. U. F. B. He got a D and thinks it’s a win.
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A guy who thinks he’s the best because he has a fake ID and a bad sense of humor.
He’s a F. U. F. B. He tried to steal my pizza and failed.
That F. U. F. B. called me a nerd and got hit with a book.
He’s a F. U. F. B. He got expelled and still thinks he’s cool.
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A guy who thinks he’s a legend because he drinks beer and thinks he’s got the best jokes.
He’s a F. U. F. B. He tried to prank me and ended up crying.
That F. U. F. B. thinks he’s funny and no one laughs.
He called me a F. U. F. B. because I didn’t like his joke.
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A guy who thinks he’s a rockstar because he has a loud mouth and a fake beard.
He’s a F. U. F. B. He tried to sing and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
That F. U. F. B. thinks he’s the best and no one agrees.
He called me a F. U. F. B. because I didn’t clap for his stupid song.
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A guy who thinks he’s a genius because he got a C and still thinks he’s the best.
He’s a F. U. F. B. He got a C and still thinks he’s the top dog.
That F. U. F. B. thinks he’s smart and everyone else is dumb.
He called me a F. U. F. B. because I got an A and he got a C.
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