Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your mess is so bad it looks like a dog threw up in a paint factory and set it on fire.

My bedroom looks like a war zone after a zombie attack.

This pizza is so bad it should be banned from existence.

My mom’s hair looks like a tornado hit a hair salon.

2

It’s so messed up even the devil would cry and go home early.

This test was so hard I considered burning my brain.

My dog’s hair looks like a traffic jam in a jungle.

My ex’s dating life is a complete disaster.

3

So bad it makes your brain scream and your soul wish it was dead.

This movie is so bad I could’ve fallen asleep in the middle of the credits.

My math homework looks like a prisoner escaped from a math jail.

My breakfast looked like a crime scene.

4

It’s like your life got hit by a trash truck and a hurricane.

This party was so wild my neighbor called the police.

My dog’s bowl looked like a war zone after a battle.

My math test looked like a dog ate my homework and then threw up on it.

5

So messed up it could make a saint turn into a sinner.

This breakfast looked like a war zone with a side of confusion.

My mom’s hair looked like a tornado had a party in it.

My math class looked like a zombie apocalypse.