F.T.S.J.

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When your job is so bad it feels like you got stuck in a toilet and no one is coming to help you.
F. T. S. J. I’ve been cleaning toilets for 8 hours and I still haven’t seen my boss.
F. T. S. J. I’m gonna quit and take my lunch break with my dog.
F. T. S. J. My coworker said I look like a sad potato.
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A job so bad it makes your brain shut down like your mom’s old phone.
F. T. S. J. My boss just yelled at me for eating a muffin.
F. T. S. J. I’ve been working 12 hours and I still don’t get paid.
F. T. S. J. I’m so tired I could sleep through a fire alarm.
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When your job is so bad you wish you were in jail with a sandwich.
F. T. S. J. I’ve been doing the same thing for 5 years and I still don’t get a raise.
F. T. S. J. My job is like a broken toaster. It just doesn’t work.
F. T. S. J. I would rather be stuck in a blender than work here.
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When you’re so sick of your job it feels like your boss is trying to murder your soul.
F. T. S. J. My boss is like a monster from a horror movie.
F. T. S. J. I’ve been working so much I forgot how to laugh.
F. T. S. J. I would rather be a dragon than work here.
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A job so bad it makes you wish you were a ghost haunting an empty office.
F. T. S. J. I’ve been working so long I don’t even remember my own name.
F. T. S. J. My job is like being stuck in a never-ending movie with no popcorn.
F. T. S. J. I’m so tired I could sleep through a nuclear explosion.
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