f'total

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a loud shout that means you're 100% sure you're right and everyone else is wrong
F'total, I swear I did my homework!
F'total, I'm the best at this game!
F'total, I'm not lying, I saw it with my own eyes!
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a magical phrase that makes your words feel like they're from the bottom of a swear jar
F'total, I'm telling the truth, I swear on my mom's life!
F'total, I didn't cheat, I just had superpowers!
F'total, I'm not joking, I'm being serious!
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a way to say you're so sure of yourself, you're basically a god of being right
F'total, I'm not just saying it, I'm declaring it!
F'total, I'm so right, I could beat a calculator!
F'total, I'm not wrong, I'm just perfect!
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a loud and proud way of saying you're not even a little bit lying
F'total, I'm telling you the truth, no lies!
F'total, I'm so real, I could be a statue!
F'total, I'm not making this up, I'm living it!
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a word you scream when you're so sure you're right, you might as well be a prophet
F'total, I'm not just right, I'm divine!
F'total, I'm telling you, I'm not wrong!
F'total, I'm so sure, I could make a miracle!
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