f.t.d.s.

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Time to throw the dumb stuff out the window and cuss like a sailor

I’m F. T. D. S. because my boss won’t stop asking me if I want a raise.

My friend texted me F. T. D. S. after I told her I’m not going to that stupid party.

I said F. T. D. S. when my math teacher made us do 50 problems for no reason.

When you’re so mad at the dumb stuff you just start yelling and cussing

I F. T. D. S. when my sister took my favorite pizza and left me with just cheese.

He F. T. D. S. in the middle of the restaurant because his soup was too hot.

I F. T. D. S. after my dog ate my homework and then tried to eat my pencil.

When you’re done with the dumb stuff and you say it like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do

I F. T. D. S. after my mom made me clean my room for the 10th time this week.

She F. T. D. S. when her phone died right before her big test.

He F. T. D. S. after his teacher gave him extra homework for no reason.

When you’re so tired of the dumb stuff you just stop caring and start cussing

I F. T. D. S. after my brother kept messing up my video game.

She F. T. D. S. when her cat knocked over her entire glass of milk.

He F. T. D. S. after his teacher made him write his name 100 times.

When you’re done being polite and just start yelling and cussing at the dumb stuff

I F. T. D. S. after my dog chewed my favorite shoes to pieces.

He F. T. D. S. when his friend showed up late to their big game.

She F. T. D. S. after her mom made her do 10 push-ups for eating one chip.