Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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F/T means Frozen/Thawed. It’s gross pre-killed rodents that get melted before being fed to animals. Like giving a dog a dead rat soup.

My lab rat got F/T food. It looked like a science experiment went wrong.

The parrot ate F/T food and started screaming in Spanish.

The guinea pig turned into a horror movie after F/T food.

2

F/T is short for full-time. Like when you’re stuck working all day and never get a break.

I’m F/T now. No more sleeping in.

My friend is F/T and hates life.

I’m not F/T. I’m just here to make fun of you.

3

F/T means fuck that. It’s when you’re too lazy to care and just say ‘fuck that’ to everything.

F/T, I’m not doing that homework.

F/T, I’m going to sleep instead of studying.

F/T, this pizza is too late.

4

F/T means Face, Tits and Ass. It’s how you describe a woman who has everything. Face, tits, and ass, all in one.

She’s F/T. I’m jealous.

My crush is F/T. I’m dying.

That girl at the gym is F/T.

5

F/T is a weird acronym for ‘Nother Afternoon Fucking That Ass. It’s like a morning routine but with more ass.

I did F/T this morning. My ass is happy.

My friend did F/T at 3 AM. He’s confused.

F/T is my new hobby. I don’t care.

6

F/T is a drink made of Wkd blue, Smirnoff ice, and Rose. It’s called the F@T James and it’s for people who need more than just alcohol.

I drank F/T and passed out in the hallway.

My friend made F/T and it was legendary.

F@T James is the only drink worth living for.

7

F/T means to fuck the tits of a woman with big breasts. It’s like the best kind of torture.

He F/Ted me and I loved it.

I F/Ted my friend and she screamed.

My crush F/Ted me and now I’m obsessed.