F.Slack

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A sneaky lover who hides from everyone. Usually an old student who became a teacher. Talks like a drunk British guy. Went to Yale.

My F. Slack texts me at 3 AM and says, 'Darling, I miss you.' I’m married. I’m not even British.

He asked me to his office and said, 'I need you to be my secretary. Just like in the 1970s.'

He told me he’s been cheating on his wife for 20 years. And he’s still in love with me.

A lover who sneaks around. Used to be a student who turned into a teacher. Talks like a drunk British guy. He's from Yale and can't shut up.

He texted me, 'I need you to come to my office. I have a feeling we’re going to be together again.' I had a feeling I was going to get fired.

He asked me out on a date. I said, 'You’re still married.' He said, 'So are you.'

He called me at 1 AM and said, 'I can't sleep. I'm thinking about you.' I was thinking about my coffee.

A lover who hides from everyone. Used to be a student who became a teacher. Talks like a drunk British guy. He’s from Yale and is the worst.

He asked me to be his lover. I said, 'You’re still married.' He said, 'So are you.' I said, 'I’m not.' He said, 'You are.'

He told me he’s been cheating for 30 years. And he’s still in love with me. I’m not even sure I love him.

He called me at 2 AM and said, 'I miss you. I need you.' I needed coffee.