Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The reason you did something so stupid it makes no sense

Why did you eat the entire cake at 2 AM? F. S. B. A. I. R.

Why did you text your ex's mom? F. S. B. A. I. R.

Why did you run out of the house wearing only socks? F. S. B. A. I. R.

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The magical force that makes you do things you’ll regret later

F. S. B. A. I. R. made me post a photo of my face in a toaster.

F. S. B. A. I. R. made me yell at a pigeon.

F. S. B. A. I. R. made me wear my pants inside out to school.

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The excuse you use when you're too lazy to explain why you're being an idiot

I did that because of F. S. B. A. I. R.

Don’t ask me why I did that. F. S. B. A. I. R.

F. S. B. A. I. R. is why I’m still wearing my pajamas.

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The reason your brain short-circuited and you did something totally absurd

My brain short-circuited. F. S. B. A. I. R. made me dance in the grocery store.

I threw my phone out the window because of F. S. B. A. I. R.

I wore socks with sandals because of F. S. B. A. I. R.

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The crazy thing that happens when your brain takes a vacation and you do something wild

My brain went on vacation. F. S. B. A. I. R. made me eat cereal for dinner.

F. S. B. A. I. R. made me sing in the shower like I was at a concert.

F. S. B. A. I. R. made me text my teacher ‘I love you’.

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The secret code that only fools use to justify their dumbest moves

F. S. B. A. I. R. is the reason I told my mom I was a wizard.

F. S. B. A. I. R. is why I bit the dog.

F. S. B. A. I. R. is why I wore a hat inside my house.