F's on the loose

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A woman who has two giant melons swinging like they’re about to knock someone out.
My cousin’s got F's on the loose so big they could probably be used as bludgeons.
I saw her walking down the street and it looked like she was carrying two bowling balls.
She showed up to the party and the whole room stopped to stare at her chest.
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A lady whose breasts are so big they could probably be classified as a separate species.
Her F's on the loose are so huge, they look like they're about to take flight.
She walks into a room and it's like the whole place gets distracted.
I swear, her boobs could probably hold a whole lake.
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A woman who walks around like she’s carrying two giant meatballs on her chest.
She showed up to the gym and the weights looked jealous.
Her F's on the loose are so big, they could probably be used as shields in a battle.
She walks in and everyone else just kind of fades into the background.
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