F.S. Jambe

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A fancy piece of shite that your friend is obsessed with and thinks is the best thing since sliced shite
My friend is so into this new F. S. Jambe, he thinks it's better than my grandma's cooking.
He saw it on Instagram and now he talks about it every day like it's his ex.
He even tried to convince me to buy it, and I told him to go shite himself.
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That shite your friend thinks is cool but is actually just a glorified piece of shite
He calls it a F. S. Jambe, but it's just a fancy bag with holes in it.
He brought it to school and everyone laughed at him.
He told me it's worth a thousand dollars, and I said, 'shite, I'd rather have a pizza.'
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The shite your friend is so proud of that he thinks it's gonna save his life
He says his F. S. Jambe is going to change the world.
He even wore it to the mall like it was a crown.
He told me if he didn't get it, he would've cried.
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