Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pay full price for something because you're too cheap to buy it used or wait for it to go on sale.

I paid full service for that iPhone because I'm a sucker.

Full service? I could've bought it from my cousin for $10.

Full service? I got mine from the trash.

2

When you're trying to get money for something you don't really want to part with.

This couch is for sale, but only if you're rich.

For sale, but only if you're my friend.

For sale, but you have to promise not to tell my mom.

3

When you sneak into the subway like a thief because you're too broke to buy a ticket and too proud to ask for help.

I fireswiped the subway again, and I got caught.

Fireswipe is my new favorite way to get to class.

I fireswiped the subway and missed my bus.

4

When you post online about something you want to sell or trade because you're too lazy to actually talk to people.

For sale or trade: My old bike. It's broken but it's mine.

For sale or trade: My ex's old phone.

For sale or trade: My soul. Price is negotiable.

5

BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS who don't take any crap from anyone, especially if they’re named Jessi H. and Mariah W.

Jessi H. and Mariah W. are the BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS we all wish we were.

BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS never back down.

Jessi H. and Mariah W. kicked my ass and I loved it.

6

When you’re too broke to buy beer but still manage to steal it from the store.

Double F S B: I stole beer from Walgreens because I had no money.

Double F S B is the reason I got kicked out of Walgreens.

Double F S B is my life now.

7

When you say ‘f/s’ because you’re too lazy to write the whole phrase and too angry to say it properly.

F/S means I’m too lazy to say ‘fuck that shit.’

F/S is what I say when I’m too tired to care.

F/S is my new favorite way to be rude.