F.R haythorne

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A school filled with brainless jerks and sluts who talk so much trash it makes the whole province of B. C. look like a quiet library. If you go there, your brain will be fried before summer.
My cousin went to F. R. Haythorne and now he thinks pizza is a type of math problem.
I saw a kid there try to explain calculus using only emojis. It was sad.
The teacher there once yelled at a student for not knowing what a prime number was. The kid had no idea what a number was.
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A place where the students are so dumb they think clouds are made from cheese. If you go there, you'll be the smartest kid in the room, and that's not a compliment.
My friend got sent to F. R. Haythorne because he tried to fight a math problem. He lost.
I heard a kid there say gravity was just a myth. He's probably floating somewhere now.
The principal there once banned the word 'smart' because it made people feel bad.
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A school where the kids are so clueless they think the sky is a giant glitter jar. If you go there, you'll be the only one who can still think straight, and that's a curse.
My sister went to F. R. Haythorne and now she thinks the moon is made of cheese and she’s mad about it.
A kid there tried to solve a problem by yelling at it. It didn’t work.
The cafeteria there serves pizza that’s so bad, it makes the clouds cry.
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