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A chunk of butt that makes you want to eat it and then apologize to God.
I saw her in the hallway and dropped my sandwich.
He texted me a photo of his dog and said it was a side dish.
She walked in and my brain short-circuited.
F.P.A.
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A bottom that’s so good, it should have its own Instagram page.
He asked for my number and I said I’d only give it to him if he showed me his F. P. A.
She got a compliment and immediately checked her phone for messages.
He stared at her back for so long, the teacher called his mom.
3
A perfect butt that makes you forget your own name.
He walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
She smiled and I forgot how to talk.
He waved and I forgot how to walk.
4
A butt that’s so good, it should get a medal and a raise.
He sat down and the whole class gasped.
She turned around and my heart exploded.
He walked in and my brain quit.
5
A bottom so fine, it should be the main dish, not the side.
He showed me his F. P. A. and I asked for seconds.
She turned around and I almost fell over.
He took a selfie and I almost cried.
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A butt that’s so good, it should have its own theme park.
He walked in and I wanted to ride the roller coaster of his F. P. A.
She showed me her butt and I wanted to buy a ticket.
He turned around and I almost got a souvenir.