F.O.Y.S.H.

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F. O. Y. S. H. means you tell some guy to go screw himself because he keeps hugging you like you’re his long-lost grandma and he’s got a bad case of face.
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re like a bad smell in a sock drawer.
Dude, I just hugged my brother. Not you. F. O. Y. S. H.!
You think you’re cute? F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re more like a used towel.
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F. O. Y. S. H. is when you scream at someone who won’t stop touching you like they’re trying to make you love them through osmosis.
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re not my love language. It’s pizza.
You hug me like I owe you money. F. O. Y. S. H.!
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re like a bad rap song that won’t stop playing.
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F. O. Y. S. H. is a yell you make when some guy won’t stop being a human hug machine and thinks you’re his new best friend.
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re not my best friend. You’re my worst nightmare.
I just wanted to say hello. F. O. Y. S. H.!
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re like a cheeseburger at a salad bar.
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F. O. Y. S. H. is what you shout when a man thinks hugging you is a substitute for actual personality.
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re not a substitute. You’re the main dish.
I didn’t sign up for a hug. F. O. Y. S. H.!
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re like a broken elevator that won’t stop opening.
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F. O. Y. S. H. is when you tell someone to go kiss their own elbow because they won’t stop being a hug-obsessed man who thinks you’re his new sidekick.
F. O. Y. S. H.! I’m not your sidekick. I’m your escape plan.
You hug me like I’m your personal cheerleader. F. O. Y. S. H.!
F. O. Y. S. H.! You’re like a bad movie that won’t end.
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