f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)

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FUCK OFF MY BOAT is when someone from Asia is so mad at a fob, they scream it like they're being murdered.
My cousin yelled FOMB at his friend because he spilled soda on his laptop.
The guy in the boat shouted FOMB when the fob tried to steal his snack.
She screamed FOMB at the fob because he sat on her phone.
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FUCK OFF MY BOAT is like being kicked off a boat by a fob who thinks they’re the boss of everything.
He yelled FOMB at the fob because they took his seat on the boat.
The girl said FOMB when the fob blocked her view of the sunset.
My brother shouted FOMB because the fob wouldn’t stop talking.
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FUCK OFF MY BOAT is when you’re so annoyed by a fob, you scream it like you’re drowning.
I said FOMB when the fob wouldn’t stop eating my chips.
My mom yelled FOMB at the fob for stepping on her toes.
He screamed FOMB because the fob was blocking his phone signal.
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