Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so high you think 'fucked up' is a brand of cereal.

I tried to text my mom, but I sent her a cat video instead.

I ate three tacos and now I’m talking to the ceiling.

I thought my dog was my dad and started giving him a beer.

2

You're so wasted you can't tell your pants from your brain.

I tried to brush my teeth with my socks on.

I told my teacher I was going to be a ghost when I grow up.

I tried to dance, but I just fell on the floor.

3

You're so out of it you think the moon is a snack.

I tried to do my math homework, but I drew a dragon instead.

I said my dog was the president and gave him a gold star.

I tried to eat my shoes and cried because they were too spicy.

4

You're so messed up you think your phone is your best friend.

I texted my phone and got a reply back.

I told my phone I was going to live in a pizza box.

I took a selfie with my cat and called it a masterpiece.

5

You're so trashed you think your sock is a superhero.

I tried to save the world by throwing a sock at a monster.

I told my mom my sock was going to marry me.

I tried to ride my sock like a horse and fell down.