f.n.p.c.

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A big black guy who thinks he’s fancy but still eats fried chicken like it’s his job.

Yo, that f. n. p. c. just walked into the club and asked for a VIP booth like he owns the place.

He tried to text me and spelled 'fancy' as 'fancy' but still called me 'dawg'.

He wore a suit to the gas station and still got yelled at by the cashier.

A black man who thinks he’s cool but still buys his snacks from the corner store.

That f. n. p. c. tried to flex at the gym but couldn’t lift more than 10 pounds.

He called me ‘bro’ but still asked for my help with his math homework.

He tried to be smooth but still said ‘yo’ instead of ‘hello’.

A big black guy who thinks he’s a king but still eats pizza for dinner every day.

That f. n. p. c. tried to talk to the boss like he was his friend, but the boss just laughed at him.

He said he was ‘rich’ but still had to borrow money for his phone bill.

He wore a hat to the store and still got carded.