F'nord

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F'nord is a fancy word for something that came from nowhere and causes chaos. It's like a magical poop that makes everyone go crazy.

My math teacher said the test was F'nord. I got a D and cried.

The pizza was F'nord. It had 17 toppings and tasted like regret.

My mom said my room was F'nord. It looked like a tornado lived there.

A F'nord is a weird guy who does weird stuff. He probably thinks socks are fashion and eats cereal for dinner.

That guy at the park wearing a chicken suit is a F'nord.

My uncle is a F'nord. He collects spoons and talks to them.

The man who painted his beard purple is a F'nord.

To F'nord is to slap with one hand. It's like giving someone a half hug and a full insult.

My brother F'norded me for eating the last cookie. I cried.

The teacher F'norded me for talking in class. I got a time-out.

My dog F'norded me for stealing his toy. He barked at me.