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a person who makes your life a living hell just to watch you suffer
She texted me at 3 a. m. because she felt like it.
He ruined my lunch because he had no life.
She yelled at the dog for no reason and then at me for existing.
f'noitch
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a human version of a broken toilet that never stops leaking
She kept interrupting my game because she thought she was funny.
He texted me five times in one minute just to say hi.
She cried over a lost sock and then yelled at me for being alive.
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the reason you have no friends and why your dog hates you
She called me at midnight to complain about her hair.
He texted me during a test just to say he was hungry.
She sent me a 10-minute video of her cat just to be annoying.
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a walking, talking, screaming mess of bad decisions
She texted me during my dinner just to tell me about her day.
He ruined my peace by screaming at a pigeon.
She made me listen to her whole life story during a movie.
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the person who makes your brain feel like it’s on fire
She texted me 10 times in one day just to say hi.
He screamed at the TV and then at me for being alive.
She made me listen to her sing in the car for an hour.