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You hit it and quit it. You bang a girl and leave her hanging like a chump.

Just saw him at the bar. He said 'Hey baby' and left before I could even get my drink.

She texted me twice. I texted her back once. Then I ghosted her.

He took me to the movies. Then he said 'See ya' and walked out.

You bang a girl and then you vanish like a fart in a hurricane.

I was so into him. He said 'Let's go.' Then he left me at the diner.

She asked me to stay over. I said 'Sure.' Then I left before the night was over.

He said 'I love you.' Then he left me at the gas station.

You get lucky, you get laid, and then you get outta there like you're on fire.

He said 'Let's do this.' Then he ran out like he was being chased by dogs.

I was halfway through my coffee when he left me hanging.

She asked me to stay. I said 'Nope.' And I left before she could ask again.

You bang a girl and then you bolt like you just saw a ghost.

He said 'See you later.' Then he left me in the lobby like I was a mistake.

She asked me to call her. I said 'Sure.' Then I never called.

He took me out. Then he said 'Bye' and walked out like I was a problem.

You get lucky, you get outta there like you were never there.

He said 'This was fun.' Then he left me at the bar like I was a footnote.

She said 'Let's hang out.' Then I said 'Nope.' And I left.

He said 'We should do this again.' Then he left me hanging like I was a joke.

You get lucky, you get outta there like you were never there and never coming back.

He took me to dinner. Then he said 'See ya' and left me at the table like I was a ghost.

She said 'Let's go.' I said 'Sure.' Then I left before the night was over.

He said 'I love you.' Then he left me at the gas station like it was nothing.