F=mrω²

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F = mrω² is the equation that tells you how much force it takes to keep something spinning like a f***ing maniac in a circle. It’s like being on a merry-go-round that’s going to puke you out.

My head feels like it’s on a centrifuge. F = mrω², baby.

I’m not afraid of the ride. I’m just scared of the math.

Why do I still have a brain? F = mrω² said so.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F = mrω² is the formula that makes your brain hurt when you try to spin like a d*** in a circle and not get thrown out of it.

I tried to spin like a tornado and my brain got a ticket. F = mrω² said it was my fault.

F = mrω² is just physics telling you to sit down.

I didn’t ask for angular velocity. It just showed up with a f***ing equation.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F = mrω² is the reason you’re still attached to the ride instead of flying out like a f***ing missile.

I was one second away from being a flying meatball. F = mrω² saved me.

You think you’re tough? F = mrω² says otherwise.

That equation is the only reason I didn’t end up on the ground.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F = mrω² is the math that keeps you from getting flung out like a f***ing pizza slice in a circular motion.

I was about to be a pizza slice. F = mrω² said no.

That equation is like a safety net for people who spin too much.

I didn’t want to be a flying piece of dough. F = mrω² had other plans.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

F = mrω² is the math that tells you how much force you need to keep spinning without getting tossed out like a f***ing rock in a slingshot.

I was one second away from being a slingshot rock. F = mrω² said no.

That equation is like a lifeline for people who spin too hard.

F = mrω² is the only reason I didn’t end up in the audience.

by Slangipedia 14d ago