Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I wish you would punch me in the face while you're doing it.

My ex said FMLYHM when I asked her to come back.

My dog did FMLYHM when I gave him a bath.

My mom said FMLYHM when I told her I failed math.

2

You're so mean when you're doing it, it hurts.

My brother said FMLYHM when I ate his pizza.

My crush said FMLYHM when I texted him at 2 a. m.

My dad said FMLYHM when I spilled soda on his suit.

3

It feels like you're punishing me for something I didn't do.

My teacher said FMLYHM when I got detention for no reason.

My friend said FMLYHM when I laughed at her joke.

My cat said FMLYHM when I tried to brush her fur.

4

You're so angry, it's like you're fighting me.

My crush said FMLYHM when I asked him out in front of everyone.

My friend said FMLYHM when I told her I stole her snack.

My brother said FMLYHM when I beat him in a video game.

5

You're giving me a beat-down with your love.

My crush said FMLYHM when I kissed him in the hallway.

My mom said FMLYHM when I got grounded for a week.

My dog said FMLYHM when I took his favorite toy.

6

You're being so rough, it's like you're trying to kill me.

My crush said FMLYHM when I texted him 10 times in a row.

My dad said FMLYHM when I broke his favorite chair.

My teacher said FMLYHM when I copied his homework.