F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I.

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I’d rip her back doors off just to see what’s inside
My cousin saw her at the mall and screamed this at me.
He texted me this after watching her dance at the party.
My friend’s dog howled this at her when she walked by.
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If I had a hammer I’d knock her back doors into next week
He said this when she showed up wearing a dress to the gym.
My brother wrote this in the margins of his math test.
She texted me this after I skipped her class.
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Her back doors look like they’ve been through a war and lost
He said this after she ate three burgers in front of him.
My mom said this when she saw her at the gas station.
He screamed this when she walked into the restaurant.
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I’d hit her back doors so hard they’d become a new planet
He said this when she showed up late to the movie.
My friend texted me this after she yelled at him.
He shouted this when she walked into the school.
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Her back doors are so weak they’d crumble under my finger
He said this when he saw her at the park.
My sister texted me this after she beat him at chess.
He whispered this when he saw her at the grocery store.
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I’d smash her back doors so hard they’d never speak again
He said this when she walked into the room.
My brother said this after she skipped his party.
He sent me this in a group chat when she showed up late.
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