f'meat

I eat f'meat every day. It’s like eating a soybean with a bad attitude.

My mom says f'meat is the worst thing since the invention of ketchup.

I tried f'meat. It’s like eating a bean that got a tattoo and a bad haircut.

I don’t know why people eat f'meat. It’s like eating a vegetable that’s wearing a meat costume.

My dad tried f'meat. He threw it at the wall and it didn’t even flinch.

F'meat is just soy with a bad life.

F'meat is the worst. It’s like soy got a makeover and still smells like a gym.

I told my friend f'meat is just soy. He said I was being mean.

I tried f'meat once. It was like eating a soybean that had a bad day.