F.M.E

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Freaking molasses everywhere is when your life gets so sticky and slow you can’t move without screaming.

My mom spilled syrup on the floor and now I’m stuck in a syrup swamp.

This math test was so hard I felt like I was crawling through molasses.

I tried to run from my brother and ended up in a syrup lake.

F. M. E is when someone looks at you like they just got hit with a surprise that was also a punch.

My crush looked at me like I just told them I had a pet rat that bit their mom.

My teacher gave me the fuck me eyes after I drew a mustache on the principal.

My dog stared at me like I had stolen his pizza and his favorite toy.