F.L.U Gang

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F. L. U Gang is when you look like a mess but still act like you’re the king of the world. It’s like your face is a war zone and your hair is a crime scene.

My toast fell on the floor and I still tried to look cool.

I forgot my pants and walked into class like I owned the place.

I ate a whole pizza and still tried to pose for a selfie.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F. L. U Gang is when you’re so ugly you make the mirror cry. It’s like you woke up and your face had a bad day.

I woke up with a beard and a pimple the size of a donut.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a tornado hit me.

I ate spicy food and my face turned red like a tomato.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F. L. U Gang is when you look so bad it’s almost a crime. It’s like you went to a beauty school and they failed you.

I wore my pajamas to a party and no one asked me to dance.

I tried to do my makeup and it looked like a paint explosion.

I forgot to brush my teeth and my breath scared my dog.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F. L. U Gang is when your face looks like it was run over by a truck. It’s like you’re the worst version of yourself.

I woke up with a zit the size of a balloon.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a bird had a nest in it.

I ate a whole cake and still tried to look cool.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F. L. U Gang is when you’re so ugly you could make a monster cry. It’s like your face has a death wish.

I wore my socks to school and no one asked me how I got there.

I tried to do my eyebrows and it looked like a squirrel attacked me.

I forgot to wash my face and it looked like a mud bath.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

F. L. U Gang is when you look like you were hit by a bus and then left in the sun. It’s like your face is doing a solo performance of chaos.

I forgot my shirt and walked into class like I was a ghost.

I ate a whole sandwich and my face looked like it was melting.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a raccoon had a party in it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago