F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

My cousin's dad has one so big it looks like it's about to take over the school.

I saw a guy at the gym and he looked like he was trying to fit a whole pizza in his pants.

My neighbor's dog peed on the sidewalk and it looked like a river compared to his penis.

My uncle’s penis is so big, it could start a war.

The guy at the buffet had one so long, he had to bring a fork to eat with.

My friend’s penis is so big, it could be a bridge.

My teacher has one so big, it could wrap around the whole class.

The guy at the bus stop looked like he was about to burst.

My brother’s penis is so big, it’s like it has its own zip code.

My dad’s penis is so big, it could be a new sport.

The guy at the park looked like he was trying to play hide and seek with his whole body.

My cousin's penis is so big, it could be a new kind of roller coaster.

My brother’s penis is so big, it’s like it’s on a tropical getaway.

The guy at the mall looked like he was about to leave his pants behind.

My friend’s penis is so big, it’s like it has a passport.

My dad’s penis is so big, it could solve all of my math homework.

The guy at the store looked like he had more problems than my mom.

My neighbor’s penis is so big, it could take over the whole block.