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A guy who hits it with a lady who smells like a trash can and hasn't washed in weeks.

He said she reeked like a dead rat in a sock.

She looked like she had been living in a dumpster for a month.

He said she smelled like old pizza and regret.

When a man goes for a woman who smells like a wet sock and hasn't brushed her teeth since the last century.

He said she smelled like a sock that had been forgotten in a closet.

She looked like she hadn't seen a shower in years.

He said she smelled like old sneakers and sadness.

A man who picks a lady who smells like a fart in a jar and hasn't cleaned herself since the dinosaurs roamed the earth.

He said she smelled like a fart that had been sitting in a jar for too long.

She looked like she had been living in a cave for years.

He said she smelled like a smelly sock and a bad decision.

When a guy goes for a woman who smells like a stinky sock and hasn't bathed since the last time the moon came around.

He said she smelled like a sock that had been left in a closet for a year.

She looked like she hadn't seen a shower since the last full moon.

He said she smelled like a rotten cheese and a bad choice.

A man who takes on a lady who smells like a trash can and hasn't washed her hair since the beginning of time.

He said she smelled like a trash can that had been left out in the rain.

She looked like she hadn't seen a sink since the first day of school.

He said she smelled like a bad hair day and a bad idea.

When a guy hits it with a woman who smells like a wet sock and hasn't cleaned herself since the last time the sun came up.

He said she smelled like a sock that had been soaked in a puddle.

She looked like she hadn't seen a towel since the first day of spring.

He said she smelled like a wet sock and a regret.