F.L.G.D.

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F. L. G. D. is when you swear at life grab a drink and forget all your problems.
My mom said I had to do my homework. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my soda.
At work I got yelled at. I went to the breakroom and said F. L. G. D. and ate a whole bag of chips.
My dog ran away. I said F. L. G. D. and watched YouTube all night.
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F. L. G. D. is when life gives you a bad day and you just drink it away.
My math test was terrible. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my entire juice box.
My friend broke my phone. I said F. L. G. D. and ate pizza for dinner.
I got grounded. I said F. L. G. D. and snuck out to get ice cream.
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F. L. G. D. is when you throw your hands up and say screw it all and start drinking.
I failed my science quiz. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my soda like it was wine.
My dog ate my homework. I said F. L. G. D. and watched cartoons all day.
My teacher gave me detention. I said F. L. G. D. and skipped lunch.
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F. L. G. D. is when you say life is stupid and you need a drink to survive.
My brother took my Xbox. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my juice like it was alcohol.
I had to do chores. I said F. L. G. D. and ate cereal for dinner.
I got stuck in traffic. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my soda while yelling at the car in front of me.
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F. L. G. D. is when you say life is a mess and you need a drink to fix it.
My dog peed on the carpet. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my soda like it was a beer.
I got yelled at by my dad. I said F. L. G. D. and watched TV all night.
My friend said I was annoying. I said F. L. G. D. and ate a whole pizza.
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F. L. G. D. is when you say life is hard and you just need a drink and a laugh.
I got a bad grade. I said F. L. G. D. and laughed while drinking my soda.
My teacher called me out in class. I said F. L. G. D. and drank my juice like it was a beer.
I had to clean my room. I said F. L. G. D. and ate chips for dinner.
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