f'lator (fellator)

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A smelly chunk of time from the back of a takeaway van that only shows up when you least expect it, like when your mum says she'll clean the house 'f'lator'.
'I'll text you f'lator, after I've smoked this fag.'
'You're f'lator, like when you say you'll do it tomorrow but it's actually next week.'
'He said he'd be here f'lator, and now it's next year.'
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Putting off a task so hard you might as well be dead, like when you say 'I'll do that f'lator' and then forget about it forever.
'I'll do the dishes f'lator, after I've eaten this whole pizza.'
'She said she'd call me f'lator, and now I'm still waiting.'
'He said he'd finish the project f'lator, and now it's next year.'
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