F**kface

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When you do something good, and it turns into a total disaster that clogs your brain with bad vibes.

I brought coffee to my boss, and he spilled it on his shirt. Now he thinks I'm a clumsy idiot.

I tried to fix my laptop, and now it's broken and I'm crying in the dark.

I gave my mom a gift, and she gave me a gift that was way worse.

You do something helpful, and it comes back to bite you like a feral dog with a grudge.

I helped my friend move, and now my back is broken and my friend is laughing at me.

I tried to be nice to my teacher, and she assigned me a mountain of homework.

I donated to charity, and now I have to pay taxes on it.

When you try to be cool, and it ends up making you look like a total idiot.

I tried to impress my crush by doing a flip, and I face-planted into a pizza.

I joined a club, and now I have to wear a silly hat every day.

I tried to be funny, and now everyone thinks I'm a joke.

When you do something smart, and it comes back to punch you in the face.

I studied for a test, and then the test was about something I had no idea about.

I saved money for a vacation, and then my car broke down on the way.

I took a shortcut, and now I'm stuck in traffic for three hours.