F'karrff

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A one-word shout to tell someone to go away. Required if you're named Craig Jenners and trying too hard to sound like a drunk Irishman.
Craig: "F'karrff!" (after someone interrupts his fake accent at a bar.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (because he thinks he's in a movie.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to a waiter who brought the wrong beer.)
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A loud, short way to say someone should vanish. Only used by people who think they’re famous and have a bad accent.
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to his friend who won’t stop talking.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (after his fake accent fails at a party.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to a stranger who asked for directions.)
3
A quick, rude shout to send someone away. Only said by people who think they’re cool and have no idea how to talk properly.
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to his mom for yelling at him.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (because he messed up his accent.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to a kid who took his spot on the couch.)
4
A loud, dirty way to tell someone to leave. Only used by people who think they’re important and can’t speak normally.
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to his boss for giving him extra work.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (because he forgot his accent.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to a guy who took his parking spot.)
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A short, loud shout to make someone go away. Only said by people who think they’re famous and have a bad accent.
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to his friend for interrupting him.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (after his accent failed again.)
Craig: "F'karrff!" (to a guy who talked too much.)
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