Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, angry yell used when someone’s wife is being extra annoying and the person is too mad to think straight.

F**k da wife! She wouldn’t stop talking about her dumb hair cut.

F**k da wife! She ate my last donut.

F**k da wife! She said I smell like a gym sock.

2

A curse used when the wife is acting like a queen and the husband is just trying to survive the day.

F**k da wife! She made me do the dishes again.

F**k da wife! She said I’m a bad driver.

F**k da wife! She won’t stop texting me at work.

3

A loud shout used when the wife is being extra loud and the husband can’t take it anymore.

F**k da wife! She was singing in the shower at 6 a. m.

F**k da wife! She yelled at the neighbor’s dog.

F**k da wife! She said my pants were ugly.

4

A swear word used when the wife is being extra mean and the husband is just trying to live.

F**k da wife! She took my favorite shirt.

F**k da wife! She said my hair is a mess.

F**k da wife! She wouldn’t let me watch my show.

5

A shout used when the wife is being extra dramatic and the husband is just trying to stay calm.

F**k da wife! She cried over a broken pencil.

F**k da wife! She said the cat was mean to her.

F**k da wife! She wouldn’t stop talking about her dumb job.

6

A loud yell used when the wife is being extra stubborn and the husband is just trying to get through the day.

F**k da wife! She wouldn’t let me watch my movie.

F**k da wife! She said my music was loud.

F**k da wife! She wouldn’t stop talking about her dumb lunch.