F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H

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When you decide to be a total waste of human existence just because you feel like it.

I woke up late, missed my train, and now I’m eating a taco at 3 PM on a Tuesday. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H.

My dog ate my homework. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my only choice.

I got fired, then I got a tattoo. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. is my new life motto.

When you give zero shits about the consequences of your actions, and then you laugh about it later.

I skipped my classes, smoked my teacher’s lunch, and then I cried in the bathroom. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H.

I broke my ex’s phone just for fun. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my revenge.

I ran out of gas on the highway. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was the only thing I could say.

When you choose to live like a complete disaster just because you can.

I ate three pizzas, watched six hours of cartoons, and now I’m wearing pajamas to work. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H.

I yelled at my boss, threw a coffee cup, and then I left. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my goodbye.

I got a pet goat. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. is my new excuse for everything.

When you live like a mess, and you don’t care if people think you’re crazy.

I wore my socks as gloves and slept on the floor. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my only answer.

I got a tattoo of my cat, and now I can’t stop licking it. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my decision.

I told my mom I’m a wizard. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. is now my daily routine.

When you’re too lazy to care about your life, and you just let everything go.

I forgot to pay my rent, and now I’m sleeping on my neighbor’s couch. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my excuse.

I dyed my hair purple and didn’t wash it for a month. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my style.

I got into a fight with my dog, and now he won’t eat my cereal. F. I. Y. O. L. O. S. H. was my mistake.