F.I.W.D.

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A friend you would totally do if they had a brain and a body that wasn’t already taken.
You see them at the mall and think, 'If I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d be doing that right now.'
You text them, 'Hey, wanna go to the movies? I’ll bring the snacks and the vibes.'
You pass gas in front of them and think, 'That was almost a romantic moment.'
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The friend you wish you could bang, but you’re stuck with them like they’re your ex.
You’re at the park and imagine them in a bikini instead of a hoodie.
You try to flirt and they just laugh it off like it’s a joke.
You text them, 'You ever think about doing me?' and they reply, 'You ever think about being me?'
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A friend who's cute, but you're too busy being mad at them to actually get it on.
You’re at the grocery store and almost kiss them, but you remember they took your last snack.
You see them with someone else and think, 'Why is that person getting the attention I deserve?'
You text them, 'You ever think about doing me?' and they reply, 'You ever think about being annoying?'
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A friend that you’d do in a heartbeat if they weren’t already dating someone who’s kind of hot.
You’re at the gym and imagine them in a tank top instead of a shirt.
You’re at the movies and think, 'If I wasn’t here with my girlfriend, I’d be with them.'
You text them, 'You ever think about doing me?' and they reply, 'You ever think about being second choice?'
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A friend that you would totally do, but you’re too busy being friends to actually do it.
You’re at the restaurant and think, 'If I didn’t have a date, I’d be with them.'
You see them and think, 'They’re cute, but I’m already friends with them.'
You text them, 'You ever think about doing me?' and they reply, 'You ever think about being the best friend?'
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The friend you would do if you had the guts and they had the sense to say yes.
You’re at the party and imagine them in a dress instead of a t-shirt.
You think, 'If I wasn’t here with my girlfriend, I’d be with them.'
You text them, 'You ever think about doing me?' and they reply, 'You ever think about being brave?'
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