F.I.P.S.

Current Trending

2 views · Added 14d ago · 2 definitions

1
Face-in-palm-sigh is when you're so fed up with a conversation or situation you're tempted to punch the person and then go to bed with a headache.
My mom tried to explain her dating life for 2 hours. I did the face-in-palm-sigh and fell asleep mid-sentence.
My boss just said 'we’re doing this again' and I did the face-in-palm-sigh so hard I got a crick in my neck.
My friend kept talking about his ex for 10 minutes. I did the face-in-palm-sigh and texted him 'just end it already'.
2
Frogs in pots is when you're stuck in a bad situation and you don't notice it getting worse until it's too late and you're just a cooked frog with no escape.
I stayed in that job for 5 years. I was the frog in the pot. Now I'm just a cooked frog with no job and no pride.
My ex kept coming back, and I let her. Now I'm the cooked frog with no life and no dignity.
My friend's parents fought for 20 years. They were the frogs in the pot. Now they're both just cooked and dead.
xs