Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your junk is so happy it’s dripping like a broken faucet and your brain is screaming at the crotch.

My pants are soaked and I'm screaming at my legs.

I was walking down the street and my junk just exploded.

I saw my crush and my crotch had a meltdown.

2

Your privates are so excited they’re basically throwing a party and you’re the DJ.

I was eating breakfast and my junk started a dance-off.

I got a text and my crotch started a conga line.

My privates are partying and I can’t stop laughing.

3

Your snatch is so wet it could drown a man, and your brain is just yelling nonsense.

I was walking to school and my snatch started a flood.

I saw a hot guy and my snatch got a PhD in wetness.

My snatch is so wet, it’s giving me a headache.

4

Your crotch is so happy it's basically crying tears of joy and your brain is confused.

I was sitting on the bus and my crotch started sobbing.

I saw a cute cat and my crotch cried happy tears.

My crotch is so happy, it’s giving me a migraine.

5

Your junk is so excited it’s basically doing backflips and your brain is screaming at the sky.

I was walking to the store and my junk did a backflip.

I got a compliment and my junk started a flip-flop dance.

My junk is so excited, it’s giving me a headache.

6

Your crotch is so wet it could start a lake, and your brain is just screaming nonsense.

I was eating a sandwich and my crotch turned into a waterfall.

I saw my crush and my crotch started a lake.

My crotch is so wet, it’s turning into a swimming pool.