F'in Fay

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A hot girl who smashes into you like a meatball in a soup pot and you can't stop staring because she's got more class than your grandma's face.

She elbow-faded me into a wall and I lost my train of thought.

I saw her moshing and my brain turned to Jell-O.

She looked at me like I was a snack and I was too distracted to notice.

A girl who moshes so hard she could punch a hole in the sky and you're too dumb to realize you're in love with her.

She headbutted me and I still said 'nice mosh.'

I tried to mosh with her and I got tossed like a ragdoll.

She looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.

A girl who moshes like she’s fighting a dragon and she’s not wasted or high, she’s just that good.

She body-slammed me and I was too tired to be mad.

I tried to keep up with her and I got trampled like a pancake.

She didn’t need drugs to mosh, I needed a drink just to survive her.