F.i.f.u

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F. i. f. u. is when you're so drained you turn a simple task into a disaster without even realizing it.
I tried to make coffee and ended up burning my apartment down.
I logged into my mom's account and posted a nude pic of her dog.
I texted my boss 'I'm coming to work' but I was still asleep.
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F. i. f. u. happens when you're too tired to think straight and mess everything up in a big way.
I tried to fold laundry and now my room looks like a war zone.
I sent my crush a message that said 'I love your dad.'
I microwaved my phone and it exploded.
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F. i. f. u. is when you're so wiped you can't even do basic stuff right and you don't notice until it's too late.
I tried to make toast and now my face is on fire.
I posted a selfie of my cat as my profile pic by accident.
I tried to go to work but I was still in pajamas.
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