F.I.B.I.N.N

I saw a guy in the bathroom at the Vegas Mall cryin' because he got caught peelin' a banana in the urinal.

My cousin was F. I. B. I. N. N and got locked out of the hotel because he tried to flush a sock down the toilet.

At the casino, I watched a dude try to hide a bag of chips in a toilet paper roll. He got caught.

My mom says I got F. I. B. I. N. N from my uncle, who once peed in a soup bowl at a buffet.

I got sent to the principal's office for F. I. B. I. N. N because I tried to hide a pizza in a bathroom stall.

At the mall, I saw a kid try to start a fire in a toilet with a match. He got F. I. B. I. N. N and got kicked out.

I got F. I. B. I. N. N at the hotel because I tried to use a mop to clean up a mess I made.

My friend got caught F. I. B. I. N. N at the casino because he tried to hide a chicken in a bathroom.

I saw a man try to start a band in a bathroom stall. He got F. I. B. I. N. N and got kicked out.