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Life’s too short to care about stupid stuff. FIA is when you throw your hands up and say ‘screw it’ with all your heart.
I got a D on my math test. FIA.
My dog ate my homework. FIA.
My mom yelled at me. FIA.
F.I.A.
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A FIA is someone who’s so weird they make the weirdness official. They act like they’re the main character of a weird show.
My cousin wore a hat made of socks. He’s a FIA.
My neighbor dances to elevator music. FIA confirmed.
My friend talks to plants. FIA level 10.
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When you get so turned on by a blowjob you forget you were mad. FIA is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card.
He gave me a blowjob. I forgave him. FIA.
She blew me. I didn’t even care about the fight. FIA.
I got a blowjob. I forgot my life. FIA.