F.I. Method

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The F. I. Method is when you're too lazy or too mad to bother doing anything, so you just let everything go to hell.
I didn't even bother to reply to my mom's 100th text. F. I. Method, baby.
He skipped work and his girlfriend's birthday. F. I. Method at its finest.
She didn't even brush her teeth. F. I. Method, full effect.
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The F. I. Method is like throwing your hands up and saying you're done with life, and you're not coming back.
He threw his phone out the window. F. I. Method, full power.
She didn't even show up to the meeting. F. I. Method, confirmed.
He forgot to do his homework and didn't care. F. I. Method, activated.
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The F. I. Method is when you're too tired or too angry to even think about doing anything, so you just give up.
She gave up on her diet and ate a whole pizza. F. I. Method, activated.
He didn't even show up to the party. F. I. Method, in effect.
He skipped his shift and went to sleep. F. I. Method, done.
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The F. I. Method is when you're too busy being a mess to even think about doing anything else.
He came to work with a hangover and no shirt. F. I. Method, full force.
She didn't do her chores and took a nap. F. I. Method, engaged.
He texted his boss, 'I’m not coming in.' F. I. Method, in action.
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The F. I. Method is when you're just too lazy to even try, and you let everything slide.
She didn’t do her hair or her makeup. F. I. Method, active.
He forgot his lunch and didn’t care. F. I. Method, at work.
He missed the bus and didn’t even try to catch it. F. I. Method, on point.
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