Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who’s got more stamina than a fat kid on a treadmill but not as much as a skinny kid who runs marathons in their sleep

He did 10 push-ups and then laughed at me for being out of breath.

He ran a mile and still had energy to roast me.

He did burpees and I got dizzy just watching.

2

the kind of guy who can do a plank for 20 minutes but still can’t remember your name

He did a plank while I forgot my own password.

He did 50 sit-ups and still said I was a 'weakling.'

He did yoga and I got a headache from trying to keep up.

3

a dude who’s got the body of a superhero but the brain of a donut

He did a pull-up and I had to Google what a pull-up was.

He did a squat and I had to ask what a squat was.

He did a lunge and I had to look it up on my phone.

4

the kind of guy who can do a full workout but still can’t spell 'exercise'

He did a workout and still said 'exersize' wrong.

He did a circuit and I spelled 'circuit' wrong.

He did a plank and I couldn’t spell 'plank'.

5

a guy who’s got the strength of a bull but the brain of a tomato

He lifted weights and I couldn’t lift a bag of chips.

He did deadlifts and I got a cramp just watching.

He did bicep curls and I couldn’t even curl a donut.